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Movie Reviews - 2011
  • 30 Minutes or Less (B+)
  • A Separation (A+)
  • A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas (C+)
  • Abduction (C-)
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (D-)
  • Apollo 18 (D+)
  • Arthur (C+)
  • Arthur Christmas (C+)
  • Asylum Seekers (D+) ***
  • Bad Teacher (C-)
  • Battle: Los Angeles (B-)
  • Beastly (F)
  • Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (C-) ***
  • Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (C-)
  • Bleading Lady (no grade) ***
  • Blitz (B+)
  • Bloodlust Zombies (F) ***
  • Brain Dead *** (C+)
  • Bridesmaids (A+)
  • Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star (no grade)
  • Captain America: The First Avenger (B+)
  • Cars 2 (C-)
  • Columbiana (B-)
  • Conan the Barbarian (D+)
  • Contagion (B-)
  • Cowboys and Aliens (C-)
  • Crazy, Stupid, Love (B-)
  • Cropsey (B+) ***
  • Dawning (B-) ***
  • Dolphin Tale (C-)
  • Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (C+)
  • Dream House (2011)
  • Drive (C+)
  • Drive Angry 3D (C+)
  • Exit 33 (no grade) ***
  • Fast Five (C-)
  • Final Destination 5 (D+)
  • Friends With Benefits (C+)
  • Fright Night (C+)
  • Gnomeo and Juliet (D+)
  • Green Lantern (D+)
  • Hall Pass (C-)
  • Hanna (B-)
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II (B+)
  • Heavy Times (A-) ***
  • Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil (C+)
  • Hop (C-)
  • Horrible Bosses (B+)
  • Hugo (A+)
  • I Am Number Four (C+)
  • iCrime (C+)
  • Immortals (D+)
  • Insidious (C+)
  • J. Edgar (C-)
  • Jack and Jill (D-)
  • Jane Eyre (A+)
  • Johnny English Reborn (C+)
  • Jumping the Broom (C+)
  • Just Go With It (C-)
  • Kenneyville (D-) ***
  • Kung Fu Panda II (A-)
  • Larry Crowne (C+)
  • Limitless (A-)
  • Mars Needs Moms (C-)
  • Melancholia (B+)
  • Midnight in Paris (C-)
  • Moneyball (C+)
  • Monte Carlo (C-)
  • Mr. Popper's Penguins (C-)
  • New Year's Eve (D+)
  • Ninjas vs. Vampires (C-) ***
  • No Strings Attached (C+)
  • Our Idiot Brother (A+)
  • Paranormal Activity III (C-)
  • Paul (A-)
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (C-)
  • Priest (D-)
  • Puss in Boots (B-)
  • Rango (C+)
  • Real Steel (B-)
  • Red Riding Hood (F)
  • Rio (B-)
  • Salvation Boulevard (B-)
  • Sanctum (D+)
  • Scream 4 (C-)
  • Season of the Witch (D-)
  • Shark Night 3D (D+)
  • Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (B-)
  • Something Borrowed (D+)
  • Soul Surfer (C-)
  • Source Code (A-)
  • Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (D+)
  • Strigoi (C-) ***
  • Sucker Punch (D+)
  • Super 8 (D+)
  • The Adjustment Bureau (B+)
  • The Adventures of TinTin (C-)
  • The Anniversary at Shallow Creek (B+) ***
  • The Change-Up (C-)
  • The Coffin (C-) ***
  • The Debt (B+)
  • The Dilemma (C-)
  • The Eagle (C+)
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (A-)
  • The Green Hornet (C+)
  • The Hangover II (B-)
  • The Help (B-)
  • The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (F)
  • The Lincoln Lawyer (B+)
  • The Mechanic (B-)
  • The Muppets (C+)
  • The Rise of the Planet of the Apes (B-)
  • The Rite (C+)
  • The Roommate (D-)
  • The Rum Diary (C+)
  • The Sitter (C+)
  • The Smurfs (C+)
  • The Thing (B-)
  • The Three Musketeers (D+)
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (C-)
  • Thor (C-)
  • Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy (D+)
  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon (D+)
  • Trespass (C+)
  • Tyler Perry's Big Happy Family (C-)
  • Unknown (C-)
  • Warrior (C-)
  • Water for Elephants (C+)
  • What's Your Number? (C-)
  • Winnie the Pooh (C+)
  • Wound (C+) ***
  • X-Men: First Class (B+)
  • Your Highness (C-)
  • Zookeeper (C-)


  • Movie Reviews - 2010
  • 2012: Time for Change (A-) ***
  • 44 Inch Chest (B+)
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (C-)
  • Alice in Wonderland (D+)
  • Alphonso Bow (C+) ***
  • And Soon the Darkness (C+)
  • Best Worst Movie (A+) ***
  • Black Swan (B+)
  • Brooklyn's Finest (D+)
  • Casino Jack (B+)
  • Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (D+)
  • Clash of the Titans (D+)
  • Date Night (C-)
  • Death at a Funeral (C+)
  • Despicable Me (A-)
  • Devil (C-)
  • Dinner for Schmucks (C-)
  • Due Date (C-)
  • Easier With Practice (A+) ***
  • Easy A (A+)
  • Eat Pray Love (B-)
  • Edge of Darkness (C+)
  • Extraordinary Measures (C+)
  • Faster (C+)
  • For Colored Girls (C+)
  • From Paris With Love (C-)
  • Furry Vengeance (F)
  • Get Him to the Greek (B+)
  • Green Zone (B+)
  • Grown Ups (D-)
  • Gulliver's Travels (D+)
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (C-)
  • Hot Tub Time Machine (A-)
  • How to Train Your Dragon (A+)
  • Inception (A-)
  • Iron Man 2 (A-)
  • Jackass 3-D (C+)
  • Jonah Hex (D-)
  • Kick-Ass (C-)
  • Killers (C+)
  • Knight and Day (C-)
  • Leap Year (C-)
  • Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (C-)
  • Legion (F)
  • Little Fockers (C+)
  • Lottery Ticket (C-)
  • MacGruber (A-)
  • Machete (A+)
  • Marmaduke (C-)
  • Megamind (B+)
  • My Soul to Take (D+)
  • Paranormal Activity II (C+)
  • Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (C+)
  • Piranha (D+)
  • Predators (D+)
  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (C-)
  • Red (B+)
  • Repo Men (D-)
  • Resident Evil: Afterlife (D+)
  • Robin Hood (D+)
  • SALT (C+)
  • Saw 3-D (D+)
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (C-)
  • Secretariat (B-)
  • Sex in the City 2 (D+)
  • She's Out of My League (B+)
  • Shooting April (A+) ***
  • Shrek Forever After (B-)
  • Shutter Island (C-)
  • Skyline (D-)
  • Splice (A-)
  • Takers (B-)
  • Tangled (B-)
  • The A-Team (C+)
  • The American (A-)
  • The Back-up Plan (F)
  • The Book of Eli (B-) (video review)
  • The Bounty Hunter (D+)
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (B-)
  • The Crazies (B+)
  • The Expendables (B-)
  • The Fighter (A+)
  • The Final (C-) ***
  • The Human Centipede (A-) ***
  • The Karate Kid (C-)
  • The King's Speech (A+)
  • The Last Airbender (F)
  • The Last Exorcism (C-)
  • The Living Wake ***
  • The Losers (A-)
  • The Next Three Days (B-)
  • The Other Guys (C+)
  • The Painted City (no grade) ***
  • The Quiet Arrangement (B-) ***
  • The Social Network (A-)
  • The Sorcerer's Apprentice (C+)
  • The Spy Next Door (D-)
  • The Switch (C+)
  • The Tourist (C-)
  • The Town (A+)
  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (B+)
  • The Warrior's Way (F)
  • The Warriors of Qiugang (A+)
  • The Wolfman (C-)
  • Tooth Fairy (C-)
  • Toy Story 3 (D+)
  • Tron: Legacy (D+)
  • True Grit (B-)
  • Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? (A-)
  • Unstoppable (C-)
  • Vampires Suck (D+)
  • Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (B+)


  • Movie Reviews - 2009

    17 Again (C-)
    2012 (C-)
    9 (C-)
    Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective (F)
    Aliens in the Attic (D+)
    All About Steve (D-)
    Angels and Demons (B-)
    Astro Boy (C-)
    Avatar (A-)
    Before I Self Destruct (C-)
    Behind Enemy Lines: Columbia (D-)
    Bride Wars (C+)
    BrĂ¼no (C-)
    Capitalism: A Love Story (C+)
    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (B+)
    Confessions of a Shopaholic (C-)
    Coraline (D+)
    Couples Retreat (D+)
    Crank 2: High Voltage (C-)
    Dance Flick (D+)
    Disney's A Christmas Carol (C-)
    District 9 (A+)
    Dragonball: Evolution (F)
    Drag Me to Hell (C-)
    Duplicity (C+)
    Extract (B+)
    Fighting (D+)
    Fired Up (C-)
    Friday the Thirteenth (C+)
    Funny People (C+)
    Gamer (F)
    G-Force (D+)
    G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (D-)
    Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (D-)
    Halloween II (D+)
    Hannah Montana: The Movie (D+)
    Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince (D+)
    Hotel for Dogs (B-)
    I Can Do Bad All By Myself (C-)
    Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (C-)
    I Love You, Man! (A-)
    Inglourious Basterds (A-)
    Jennifer's Body (B-)
    Knowing (D-)
    Land of the Lost (D-)
    Law Abiding Citizen (C+)
    Love Happens (D-)
    Madea Goes to Jail (B-)
    Monsters Vs. Aliens (C+)
    My Bloody Valentine (D+)
    My Sister's Keeper (B+)
    Next Day Air (D+)
    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (D+)
    Ninja Assassin (D+)
    Notorious B.I.G. (B-)
    Obsessed (C-)
    Orphan (D+)
    Pandorum (D+)
    Paranormal Activity (C+)
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop (B+)
    Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire (A+)

    Public Enemies (B+)
    Race to Witch Mountain (C+)
    Ready or Not (C-)
    Saw VI (B-)
    Shorts (D+)
    Sorority Row (D+)
    Star Trek (D-)
    State of Play (A-)
    Surrogates (C-)
    Terminator: Salvation (C+)
    The Blindside (B+)
    The Fast and the Furious 4 (C-)
    The Final Destination IV (D-)
    The Fourth Kind (D+)
    The Haunting in Connecticut (D+)
    The Informant (C+)
    The International (D+)
    The Invention of Lying (A-)
    The Last House on the Left (D+)
    The Pink Panther II (B-)
    The Poughkeepsie Tapes (F)
    The Proposal (C-)
    The Soloist (C+)
    The Stepfather (D+)
    The Taking of Pelham 123 (C+)
    The Twilight Saga: New Moon (B-)

    The Ugly Truth (D+)
    The Unborn (D-)
    The Uninvited (B-)
    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (F)
    Up (A+)
    Watchmen (A+)
    Where the Wild Things Are (C+)
    Whiteout (D-)
    Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling (D-)
    X-Men Origins: Wolverine (D+)
    Year One (C+)
    Zombieland (A-)


    Movie Reviews - 2008
    An American Carol (D+)
    Appaloosa (B+)
    Australia (C-)
    Babylon A.D. (F)
    Beverly Hills Chihuahua (C-)
    Blindness (B-)
    Body of Lies (C+)
    Bolt (A-)
    Burn After Reading (B-)
    Cadillac Records (C-)
    Changeling (B-)
    City of Ember (D+)
    Cloverfield (A-)
    Disaster Movie (F)
    Elegy (B+)
    Fix (B-)
    Forgetting Sarah Marshall (A-)
    Four Christmases (D-)
    Frost/Nixon (A+)
    Get Smart (C+)
    Gran Torino (B+)
    How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (C+)
    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (D+)
    Kung Fu Panda (A+)
    Lakeview Terrace (D-)
    Make It Happen (C-)
    Marley and Me (D-)
    Max Payne (C-)
    Midnight Movie (F)
    Milk (A-)
    Mirrors (C+)
    Nights in Rodanthe (D-)
    Pride and Glory (D+)
    Punisher: War Zone (D+)
    Quantum of Solace (D+)
    Rambo (B+)
    Religulous
    Role Models (B+)
    Saw V (C+)
    Seven Pounds (C-)
    Slumdog Millionaire (A-)
    Taken (B-)
    The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (B-)
    The Dark Knight (B+)
    The Day The Earth Stood Still (C+)
    The Happening (F)
    The Incredible Hulk (A-)
    The Spirit (D-)
    The Strangers (C-)
    The Wrestler (A+)
    Transporter 3 (F)
    Tropic Thunder (B+)
    Twilight (C-)
    W. Movie (D-)
    Wall-e (A+)
    X-Files: I Want to Believe (C+)
    Yes Man (B-)
    Zack and Miri Make a Porno (A-)


    Movie Reviews - 2007
    30 Days of Night (B-)
    Breach (A+)
    Disturbia (B+)
    Daddy Day Camp (F)
    Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (D+)
    Freedom Writers (B-)
    Good Luck Chuck (B-)
    I Am Legend (D+)
    I'll Believe You (B-)
    Superbad (A-)
    The Bourne Ultimatum (A+)
    The Hitcher (C+)
    The Simpsons Movie (B+)
    There Will Be Blood (A+)
    Transformers (F)


    Movie Reviews - 2006
    21 (C+)
    300 (B+)
    An Inconvenient Truth (B-)
    Borat: Cultural Learnings of American for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (A+)
    Casino Royale (B+)
    Children of Man (A-)
    Jesus Camp (B+)
    Rocky Balboa (C+)
    Sea of Fear (F)
    Snakes on a Plane (D-)
    Superman Returns (B+)
    The Black Dahlia (D-)
    The Departed (A+)
    The Illusionist (A+)
    United 93 (A+)

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